You are probably wondering ,"Who in the hell do these idiots think they are?". Well now you can find out! Most of the people share at least one thing in common....They're ALL  Krack-Babies! Some of them, Katie in mind, was even deprived as a child! She, as a baby, was forced to sit and read Compton's Encyclopedia and Webster's Dictionary 10 times a week!, while in KINDERGARTEN!!!! Here are the stories behind them!

• Jessica Howard-This 5'11 bomb-shell is a beauty and a half. She has very blonde hair and the personality to match! She has one dirty mind too! She likes men who are Mexican!! (Ishmael, you're the one for her!) This is one "Prep" that you can have a hell of a time with! I've had one too many personal experiences…….he-he-he!
  
• Katie Gardner- Va-Va-Va-VOOM! My Mona Lisa hides much behind her smirky smile. She looks like she could be as dense as lead, but is quite the opposite! She has smoked Krack all of her life, so she is very smart. A slight twitch problem is the only bad thing that she has suffered from. And that every time she hears a male voice she falls to the ground and starts to cluck like a chicken! (Don't ask me!!!!)
  
• Yomara Colon- This is my Puerto Rican Dessert! She is sweet to the taste, but in the long run…..too much of her is bad for you! (I still LOVE YA'!!) She ALWAYS looks cute, and as if she is ready to KICK SOME ASS!!!  Her unmatched beauty deceives her witty geniusness!
  
• Nicole Loomis- I MISS YOU!!!! She is the alternative man's DREAM! As well as most other guys, me included! She IS the shit! A Krack-head at heart, she is always up for a good time!
  
• Carrie Goldberg- MY BABY!!! I wuv her ssoooo much. She is so innocent and sweet! YEA fuckin' RIGHT!!!!! This is a lie and a half!!!! She's a Krack-Head just like the rest of us!!! (he-he-he)
  

I don't know what the creator of this fine creature was thinking when she was made…..but I like its kind of thinking!!!!
                        WOO-WOO-WOO!!!

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